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It's funny. I used to be obsessed with
snooping on my dad.

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He's, well, he's a weird and suspicious
guy.

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He's always coming and going at strange
times.

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Always has an explainable amount of
money and won't say what he does for

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It makes you wonder, you know?

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But my new mom takes the cake.

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She might be the most suspicious person
I've ever met.

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On top of all the odd things she gets up
to, she's almost too perfect.

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It's like my dad bought her at this
perfect wife store.

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I'm just trying to answer some questions
is all.

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Questions like, what is my mom hiding?

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Or better yet, who is my mom?

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Oh my god!

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I knew it! She's a spy!

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And she's spying on my dad?

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Well, let's see.

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Here she is with another woman.

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A lesbian spy.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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That's what I'm gonna do.

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Are

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you

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looking for something?

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Hey, Tweety. Yes, I was just looking for
my earring.

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Have you seen it?

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Is Roseanne even your real name?

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What are you talking about?

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You can drop the act, Mom. I know who
you really are.

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You are being so goofy today, sweetie.

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Okay. Well, is there anything you want
to tell me before I open up this

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computer?

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I... Don't have anything to say.

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Okay.

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Well... Oh.

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Oh is right.

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Um, now, do you want to explain
yourself, or should I tell Dad?

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Jewel, I... Who are you really, Mom?

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A secret agent.

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Hired to watch your dad's very obvious

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Ponzi scheme.

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So you're telling me this whole time you
were just acting?

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No, sweetie, it was so much more
complicated than that. I love your dad,

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I love you too, so much.

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It's just, I...

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I didn't have a lot of choice in my
career. I come from a long line of

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agents.

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I mean, my parents, they threw me into a
rigorous program before I could even

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talk.

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This is all I've ever known.

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That's awful.

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It was.

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And I was ripped away from my girlfriend
at the time.

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My parents thought that love would be
too much of a distraction.

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I'm so lonely.

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It is.

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I'm so sorry. I didn't know and I didn't
understand.

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It's okay, sweetie.

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I do have to hand it to you, though.

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You've got some pretty good detective
skills.

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You think so?

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Well, when I started spying, it was a

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lot of fun, but it turned into something
else after a while.

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What do you mean?

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You promise you won't get mad?

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I promise.

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Okay.

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Well, I would say it started off as...

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Admiration, definitely. And then it
turned into a little bit of an

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And then finally, towards the end, I'd
even say a little bit of obsession.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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No.

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You're so... Sweetheart.

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You deserve love.

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No, sweetie.

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I'm supposed to be your mom.

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I want to be your mom. That's not a lie.

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But do you want to kiss me, though?

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Then why fight it?

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You know the girl in the picture that I
showed you earlier?

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She kind of looks like me.

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Do you have a type, I wondered?

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Does her hands feel like mine?

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Does her voice sound like mine when I
beg you to fuck

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me?

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It's been so long.

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Are you sure you want that, sweetie?

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I am.

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I really am.

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I really want it.

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I want you to feel loved.

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Feel how much I love you.

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As long as you're sure, sweetie.

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I love being your mom, but I might love
this a little bit

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more.

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Maybe we can see what other similarities
you two might have.

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So eager.

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As I said, I've been watching you for a
while.

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Kind of fantasized about it a little
bit. May I help mommy take this off?

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Mm -hmm.

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I don't know if...

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I'm ready to see you make it. I'm just
so excited.

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I imagined and fantasized so much.

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Sweet girl.

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lucky with you and your dad.

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Hi, Mom.

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So

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gorgeous.

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Just take these pants off. They're in
the way.

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You have turned into such a mature young
woman.

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These are in the way.

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Oh, but I take them off.

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I might as well take these off too.

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Please.

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Show Mommy how much you love her.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Good girl.

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Playing with your clips for Mommy to
watch.

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I want to make sure I have a nice, good
show for you.

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Mary loves that.

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Make sure you put some nice and wet for
Mommy when she's ready to taste you.

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Get every drop of your tooth.

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A

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little

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higher, sweetie. Just a little higher
for mommy.

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Right there, good girl.

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This is so hot.

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I got all worked up eating you out. You
just made it so good. I couldn't help

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myself. And you want to feel mommy's
tongue on your pussy?

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Yeah. It's leaking all over.

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Tell mommy how bad you want it. I want
it really bad.

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Have you been fantasizing about it?

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Mm -hmm. The naughty girl. Have you been
fantasizing about perverted sex with

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her mommy?

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Mm -hmm.

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I can't help myself. You're just so
gorgeous.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mommy wants to make sure that you are
soaking wet onto this bed

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before I come. Good.

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Oh, God.

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Mom,

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you've done so good.

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Tell me where you want to.

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part of being a secret agent is knowing
just the right

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have a bush just like her.

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I'm so glad.

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Dear satisfaction.

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from here.

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Is it really?

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Is there someone at home?

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Start off slow.

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Okay.

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Make sure both our pussies are nice and
wet.

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Touching. Why don't you grind on it?

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Okay. If it's your first time, we want
it to feel good for you, sweetie.

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I'm so excited.

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There you go.

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Can you feel my pussy lips?

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When you were so wet.

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Yeah, mommy loves feeling your pussy
grinding against hers, baby.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Try a little faster.

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There you go.

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Mm -hmm.

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Sweetheart, you're so good. You're such
a natural.

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I can't tell you how many times I
fantasized about doing this with you.

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You're doing such a great job, sweetie.

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Mm -hmm. There you are.

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That feel good, sweetie?

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Mm -hmm. Yeah.

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Mommy will help you with the rest, okay?
Okay.

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And now I get to taste both of us
together.

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Both of our juices mixed.

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Come here, sweetheart.

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Put your leg right there.

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Okay.

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Oh, yes.

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There you go.

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Thank you.

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Sweetheart, you are just a soaking wet.

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I could just taste your nectar all day.

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It's thanks to you, Mom.

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You're just so beautiful.

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You taste so good.

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I can't help but leak everywhere.

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Thank you.

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Mmm.

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Oh.

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Roll it in your mouth.

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You'll make me come again.

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Keep it nice and steady, baby.